∞ [two]

[fatespoken]

Alright, so I've got most of my reading and research down pat. Curses, disruptions in time, people from other worlds, etcetera, etcetera- All and all, I think I'm taking this all surprisingly well. Proud to say I haven't cried or screamed yet, even after that near case of frost bite.

Now, the deity mandate. I might have refused before, but I've decided to start off on the right foot and go with it. Do you even realize how creepy their request is?

I will harvest ample amounts of my leg hair. Just for you, my deities.

...Aaaand now I am off to find an apartment.

Comments

[adamantined]

Because leg hair isn't creepy.

[fatespoken]

They ask for hair. I give it to them.

[adamantined]

When you actually say it out loud, it sounds so gross.

[fatespoken]

...That admittedly was the intended effect.

But at least I've got enough class not to suggest other areas of hair.

[adamantined]

You kind of just did.

[reginagloriae]

You're lucky. Some of us take a lot to pull ourselves together after this.

[fatespoken]

I try not to take things too seriously.

[reginagloriae]

But you're in another world: your gender, appearance, limits or feelings can change by random curses and it's full of beings that were either fictional or existed in legends. Isn't that weird to some degree?

[fatespoken]

Weird, yes. But what's freaking out about it going to do? Nothing.

[reginagloriae]

I never said it would help. Just that the shock could be overwhelming.

BIG TIME PLACEHOLDER BECAUSE I'M DYING FROM TAGS

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

That's just gross, okay?

KAY :3

[fatespoken]

Nice to see you too, Katie.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

First of all? It's Kate, not Katie, and it's definitely not Katherine. Only my mom got to call me Katie.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I'm not defensive. I'm just picky on who calls me what.

[fatespoken]

And make sure you pronounce my name as AH-me-ry. Not A-me-ry.

Someone's rather defensive today.

kind of a placeholder tags'll be erratic... D:

[politehulk.livejournal.com]

That's... an original way to look at it.

no problem. XD

[fatespoken]

The leg hair?

[politehulk.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Kind of gross, but I'll bet they aren't really expecting that.

[fatespoken]

Exactly. And think of it as a middle finger and tribute at once.

[politehulk.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can call a middle finger a tribute, but it's definitely not breaking the rules and less awkward than cutting off a bunch of hair unless you can grow it right back.

[guardianjoker]

This one is pretty creepy-- at least more so than the others this month, at least.

[fatespoken]

What were the others?

[guardianjoker]

First was drinking 100 bottles of beer...or root beer if you're underage, the second was borrowing sugar from your enemy and the one before the one just declared today was making someone close to you cry.

[fatespoken]

...Was the beer free?