∞ [two]

[fatespoken]

Alright, so I've got most of my reading and research down pat. Curses, disruptions in time, people from other worlds, etcetera, etcetera- All and all, I think I'm taking this all surprisingly well. Proud to say I haven't cried or screamed yet, even after that near case of frost bite.

Now, the deity mandate. I might have refused before, but I've decided to start off on the right foot and go with it. Do you even realize how creepy their request is?

I will harvest ample amounts of my leg hair. Just for you, my deities.

...Aaaand now I am off to find an apartment.

Comments

[fatespoken]

What were the others?

[guardianjoker]

First was drinking 100 bottles of beer...or root beer if you're underage, the second was borrowing sugar from your enemy and the one before the one just declared today was making someone close to you cry.

[fatespoken]

...Was the beer free?

[guardianjoker]

Maybe? I don't know-- it's not like I'm old enough to drink that stuff.