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[fatespoken]

Alright, so I've got most of my reading and research down pat. Curses, disruptions in time, people from other worlds, etcetera, etcetera- All and all, I think I'm taking this all surprisingly well. Proud to say I haven't cried or screamed yet, even after that near case of frost bite.

Now, the deity mandate. I might have refused before, but I've decided to start off on the right foot and go with it. Do you even realize how creepy their request is?

I will harvest ample amounts of my leg hair. Just for you, my deities.

...Aaaand now I am off to find an apartment.

Comments

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I'm not defensive. I'm just picky on who calls me what.

[fatespoken]

I'm kidding.

All right, Kate then.


[ooc: o-orz. Sorry, I deleted the above comment to fix a mistake right before you commented XD]

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Now that we're finished with that, if you're under 18, you get free rent.

[ooc: NP.

[fatespoken]

I'm an old man, Kate.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

How old is old?

[fatespoken]

Twenty One.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Yep. You're totally on the Ben Gay train. Choo choo.

1/2

[fatespoken]

No, I'm sure my hair will stay as healthy and strong as Caspian's.

2/2

[fatespoken]

...I could not...say that with a straight face.

OMFG WHY IS HIS HAIR A RUNNING GAG IN THIS CITY? ROFL

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Caspian? I've heard about him, but I don't know anything about his hair. Is he a Pantene model?

[fatespoken]

I've pictured Herbal Essences.

[ooc: :< http://treadingdawn.livejournal.com/14185.html?thread=1895273#t1895273 ]

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Somebody has the urge to Herbal.

[ooc: *SCREAMS* Princess.]

[fatespoken]

I never got those commercials. I mean, it's just shampoo.

[ooc: Nicknames are fun. >3 ]

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Advertisers. Be glad you never had to meet any. They're all kind of weird.

[fatespoken]

Oh?