∞ [two]

[fatespoken]

Alright, so I've got most of my reading and research down pat. Curses, disruptions in time, people from other worlds, etcetera, etcetera- All and all, I think I'm taking this all surprisingly well. Proud to say I haven't cried or screamed yet, even after that near case of frost bite.

Now, the deity mandate. I might have refused before, but I've decided to start off on the right foot and go with it. Do you even realize how creepy their request is?

I will harvest ample amounts of my leg hair. Just for you, my deities.

...Aaaand now I am off to find an apartment.

Comments

[adamantined]

When you actually say it out loud, it sounds so gross.

[fatespoken]

...That admittedly was the intended effect.

But at least I've got enough class not to suggest other areas of hair.

[adamantined]

You kind of just did.

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[fatespoken]

I mean, I haven't suggest giving to them, have I?

...Okay, this is an awkward conversation to have with someone of the female gender.

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[fatespoken]

Backtrack.

Hi. How was your day?

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[adamantined]

[adamantined]

It was okay. How was yours?

[fatespoken]

I walked around town all day getting used to the landscape.

It was really cold.

[adamantined]

Did you get a coat?

[fatespoken]

I am quite proud to say that I purchased my first winter coat. But I'm bitter about losing my 70 degree weather back home. Very bitter.

[adamantined]

Where are you from?

[fatespoken]

Los Angeles. But if you want to be technical, San Francisco.

[adamantined]

I've allllways wanted to go to California, but I understand the heat thing. I'm from Texas. Snow was weird.

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[fatespoken]

You really don't see movie stars walking around, by the way.

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[fatespoken]

I got snowballed from behind by a bunch of brats, so I shoved ice down their pants.


Okay, not really.

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[adamantined]

Well in Texas, you don't really see Chuck Norris walking around, so I guess our mutual deception is mutually void.

[adamantined]

Honestly that wouldn't surprise me.

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[fatespoken]

One day he'll be your governor.

Look at Arnold.

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[fatespoken]

I'd dodge those little shits before they even land an attack.

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[adamantined]

I actually think people would be okay with that.

[adamantined]

What, are you that good?

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[fatespoken]

I'd vote for him if I was Texan. Maybe.

[fatespoken]

A lot of kids don't know how to be discreet with their footsteps.

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[adamantined]

I don't think he needs your votes. I mean, Chuck Norris has made it to the end of the Internet. Twice. Anyone who can do that is pretty much good to go.

[adamantined]

Ohhhh so you're a professional creeper.