∞ [two]

[fatespoken]

Alright, so I've got most of my reading and research down pat. Curses, disruptions in time, people from other worlds, etcetera, etcetera- All and all, I think I'm taking this all surprisingly well. Proud to say I haven't cried or screamed yet, even after that near case of frost bite.

Now, the deity mandate. I might have refused before, but I've decided to start off on the right foot and go with it. Do you even realize how creepy their request is?

I will harvest ample amounts of my leg hair. Just for you, my deities.

...Aaaand now I am off to find an apartment.

Comments

[adamantined]

Now we're just getting morbid.

[fatespoken]

...Something not morbid, uh-

LA has awesome food.

[adamantined]

So does Texas.

[fatespoken]

Ribs?

Or am I stereotyping?

[adamantined]

I was gonna go with Mexican food, so I think you're alright.

[fatespoken]

Do you have a cow?

[adamantined]

No!

[fatespoken]

Lies. You keep it in the backyard, I bet.

[adamantined]

Do you have an underfed wannabe actress?