∞ [two]

[fatespoken]

Alright, so I've got most of my reading and research down pat. Curses, disruptions in time, people from other worlds, etcetera, etcetera- All and all, I think I'm taking this all surprisingly well. Proud to say I haven't cried or screamed yet, even after that near case of frost bite.

Now, the deity mandate. I might have refused before, but I've decided to start off on the right foot and go with it. Do you even realize how creepy their request is?

I will harvest ample amounts of my leg hair. Just for you, my deities.

...Aaaand now I am off to find an apartment.

Comments

[adamantined]

Honestly that wouldn't surprise me.

1/2

[fatespoken]

One day he'll be your governor.

Look at Arnold.

2/2

[fatespoken]

I'd dodge those little shits before they even land an attack.

1/2

[adamantined]

I actually think people would be okay with that.

[adamantined]

What, are you that good?

1/2

[fatespoken]

I'd vote for him if I was Texan. Maybe.

[fatespoken]

A lot of kids don't know how to be discreet with their footsteps.

1/2

[adamantined]

I don't think he needs your votes. I mean, Chuck Norris has made it to the end of the Internet. Twice. Anyone who can do that is pretty much good to go.

[adamantined]

Ohhhh so you're a professional creeper.

1/2

[fatespoken]

Then President Chuck Norris makes more sense, no?

2/2

[fatespoken]

....

That wasn't fair.

1/2

[adamantined]

Chuck Norris could solve the world peace problem by just roundhouse kicking everyone in the face.

[adamantined]

How isn't that fair?

1/2

[fatespoken]

And get us out of here in a single swipe of his fist.

2/2

[fatespoken]

You took a completely innocent comment and made me into a pervert.

[adamantined]

I said you were a creeper! That doesn't make a pervert.

[fatespoken]

The terms are nearly synonymous in my book.

[adamantined]

You must have a dirty book.

[fatespoken]

...Not really.

Maybe Los Angeles has just jaded me.

[adamantined]

I don't know anything about it outside of stereotypes, so I can't really judge.

...Vocally.

[fatespoken]

...I was mugged once.

2/2 oops. orz forgot the 1/2

[fatespoken]

...

Twice.

[adamantined]

Was it bad?

[fatespoken]

No really. At least in retrospect. A few bruises. A week's pay down.

But hey, I didn't get shot.

[adamantined]

Or stabbed.