∞ [two]

[fatespoken]

Alright, so I've got most of my reading and research down pat. Curses, disruptions in time, people from other worlds, etcetera, etcetera- All and all, I think I'm taking this all surprisingly well. Proud to say I haven't cried or screamed yet, even after that near case of frost bite.

Now, the deity mandate. I might have refused before, but I've decided to start off on the right foot and go with it. Do you even realize how creepy their request is?

I will harvest ample amounts of my leg hair. Just for you, my deities.

...Aaaand now I am off to find an apartment.

Comments

[adamantined]

How isn't that fair?

1/2

[fatespoken]

And get us out of here in a single swipe of his fist.

2/2

[fatespoken]

You took a completely innocent comment and made me into a pervert.

[adamantined]

I said you were a creeper! That doesn't make a pervert.

[fatespoken]

The terms are nearly synonymous in my book.

[adamantined]

You must have a dirty book.

[fatespoken]

...Not really.

Maybe Los Angeles has just jaded me.

[adamantined]

I don't know anything about it outside of stereotypes, so I can't really judge.

...Vocally.

[fatespoken]

...I was mugged once.

2/2 oops. orz forgot the 1/2

[fatespoken]

...

Twice.

[adamantined]

Was it bad?

[fatespoken]

No really. At least in retrospect. A few bruises. A week's pay down.

But hey, I didn't get shot.

[adamantined]

Or stabbed.

[fatespoken]

Or strangled.

Aren't I lucky.

[adamantined]

Now we're just getting morbid.

[fatespoken]

...Something not morbid, uh-

LA has awesome food.

[adamantined]

So does Texas.

[fatespoken]

Ribs?

Or am I stereotyping?

[adamantined]

I was gonna go with Mexican food, so I think you're alright.

[fatespoken]

Do you have a cow?

[adamantined]

No!

[fatespoken]

Lies. You keep it in the backyard, I bet.

[adamantined]

Do you have an underfed wannabe actress?