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[fatespoken]

Alright, so I've got most of my reading and research down pat. Curses, disruptions in time, people from other worlds, etcetera, etcetera- All and all, I think I'm taking this all surprisingly well. Proud to say I haven't cried or screamed yet, even after that near case of frost bite.

Now, the deity mandate. I might have refused before, but I've decided to start off on the right foot and go with it. Do you even realize how creepy their request is?

I will harvest ample amounts of my leg hair. Just for you, my deities.

...Aaaand now I am off to find an apartment.

Comments

no problem. XD

[fatespoken]

The leg hair?

[politehulk.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Kind of gross, but I'll bet they aren't really expecting that.

[fatespoken]

Exactly. And think of it as a middle finger and tribute at once.

[politehulk.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can call a middle finger a tribute, but it's definitely not breaking the rules and less awkward than cutting off a bunch of hair unless you can grow it right back.

[fatespoken]

The girls have it easy here. Cut off 5% and it still looks good, 5% for us can make us looking like walking disasters.

...Though I'm probably just going to get lazy and not bother giving anything.

[politehulk.livejournal.com]

I don't know how good an idea that is, I've been hearing rumours that people who haven't been doing the tributes are having memory problems or having trouble using their powers.

[fatespoken]

I'll chance it. I don't go around following deities or so-called gods at home. And don't plan to pick up the practice here.

[politehulk.livejournal.com]

Better safe than sorry, though, right?

[fatespoken]

If you follow them now, then they'll expect you to listen to them next time. But then they would ask for even harsher demands, knowing they've got a following.

At least that's how I see it. But hey, I've only been here for two days.

[politehulk.livejournal.com]

I guess that's true.

[fatespoken]

There's also the fact that I don't want to cut my hair. 5% is a lot for me.

And you are?

[politehulk.livejournal.com]

Teddy Altman, sorry for not introducing myself earlier. Nice to meet you.

[fatespoken]

No problem! Amory Felix.

Nice to meet you too.