∞ [one] | voice post

[fatespoken]

Erin, do you think I should send my Father the May You Live Long enough To Shit Yourself or the Sorry You’re Feeling Like A Pussy E-card?

...

Oookay. Erin is useless and this is not the kitchen table. But you know, it'd all be okay if I wasn't pulling off a fashion disaster in striped pajamas--

...Hey, could I get a Carmel Macchiato?

[ooc: ...he landed in Cafe Juliet. And links are only there for reference! :D]

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[reginagloriae]

I don't think your dad is going to get either.

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[fatespoken]

...

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[fatespoken]

NOW I AM HEARING VOICES IN MY HEAD.

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[reginagloriae]

Or maybe is the free laptop that should be conveniently located near you?

[fatespoken]

Or the communicator in my pajama pocket.

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[guardianjoker]

Huh. So you're probably new here-- because things can't really be sent from this place.

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[fatespoken]

Define "here."

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[guardianjoker]

The City. Where everyone gets pulled in from different worlds and we're basically stuck here.

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[fatespoken]

That's a funny story, sweetie. But I really need to know where I am. Boston? Los Angeles? Kansas?

[fumbles with the new-found thing in his pocket.]

...Did Erin get a new cellphone or something? And why the hell was he wearing my pajamas.

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[adamantined]

This is like the day of fashion disasters.

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[fatespoken]

This like the day of 'You're going insane, Amory.'

Hello third voice in my head.

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[adamantined]

I'm actually not in your head. I'm actually in a communication device thingy that's probably in your pocket. But thanks, I feel honored.

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[fatespoken]

You mean this thing? [shakes it, finally notices the audio from it]

...Okay. I get it now. Having a girl's voice in my head didn't really fit me, anyways. Unless that's supposed to be the rational side of my brain.

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[fatespoken]

All right. Now I'm really fucking confused now.

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[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Hallmark makes those? The things I never knew.

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[fatespoken]

I wish they made them, it'd be far more satisfying on paper. They're cards you can send online.

And now I know you're not a voice in my head either.

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[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I know what e-cards are. I'm a child of the internet age as my dad likes to say.

No, actually, I'm the ghost of Christmas past. Just a few weeks behind schedule and not actually dead. I'm Kate.

[ooc: ALSO ALSO ALSO HIIII AUDS =D]

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[fatespoken]

Does he call it the downfall of mankind too?

Hey now. I've been a good kid, no need to take me on a trip to see my past sins--

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Dorothy. Going home kind of isn't an option- but the caramel macchiato can be done. I think.

[fatespoken]

What do you mean not an option? We can have a coffee shop but now modern transportation?

It better can be done or I'm going to throw a chair.

[eiremagic]

You're in the City. I guess someone explained that shite to you by now.

[ooc: OMG WELCOME BACK]

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[fatespoken]

And what a steaming pile of shite it is.

[ooc: HI MICI. ♥ ♥ I JUST COULDN'T RESIST POLYYYY. ]

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[fatespoken]

I'm kidding. I'm going to take it as a vacation.

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[eiremagic]

You want to make fun of how I write? I dare you to do it to my face.

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[eiremagic]

No school?