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Erin, do you think I should send my Father the May You Live Long enough To Shit Yourself or the Sorry You’re Feeling Like A Pussy E-card?

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Oookay. Erin is useless and this is not the kitchen table. But you know, it'd all be okay if I wasn't pulling off a fashion disaster in striped pajamas--

...Hey, could I get a Carmel Macchiato?

[ooc: ...he landed in Cafe Juliet. And links are only there for reference! :D]

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That's why you move out! Best choice of my life.

At least with zombies you can pretend you're in a video game. I'd connect that with a Fresh Prince reference, but I'm being lame as it is.

[ooc: XDD Psh, I'm guilty for starting it. /deserves to be slapped.]

Technically, I did move out. Just not the way I planned.

It was a Fresh Prince reference. Congratulations, you're with the times.

Did he kick you out?

Actually, that would make me stuck in the 90's.

No, I left. You can sort of say that I was on the run.

Possibly but you can play it off by saying you hang out in the cesspools of the internet.

That sounds vaguely exciting.

...And that isn't any better.

It's not as exciting at the movies make it seem.

But it's better than saying it'll always be 1998 to you.

It's never as exciting as the movies.

True. I didn't mind the 90's though.

Claire up there said she's been here for seven months. You?

Two, if you don't count the two weeks when I got to go back home that really turned out to be three years.

...Wow.

Time doesn't really like to travel in a straight path here.

Not in the least. It's like when you come here, time back home stops. I haven't figured it out yet.

To put it in perspective, at least it's like a vacation. An unpaid, shitty vacation with curses. But hey, if time really does freeze...

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