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Erin, do you think I should send my Father the May You Live Long enough To Shit Yourself or the Sorry You’re Feeling Like A Pussy E-card?

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Oookay. Erin is useless and this is not the kitchen table. But you know, it'd all be okay if I wasn't pulling off a fashion disaster in striped pajamas--

...Hey, could I get a Carmel Macchiato?

[ooc: ...he landed in Cafe Juliet. And links are only there for reference! :D]

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I wish they made them, it'd be far more satisfying on paper. They're cards you can send online.

And now I know you're not a voice in my head either.

I know what e-cards are. I'm a child of the internet age as my dad likes to say.

No, actually, I'm the ghost of Christmas past. Just a few weeks behind schedule and not actually dead. I'm Kate.

[ooc: ALSO ALSO ALSO HIIII AUDS =D]

Does he call it the downfall of mankind too?

Hey now. I've been a good kid, no need to take me on a trip to see my past sins--

Er, Hi. I'm Amory.

[ooc: HI STARRAH. HI. HOW ARE YOU?]

Actually, he does. Computers eat into publishing companies' profit, you see. The internet ruined real books in his eyes.

Nice to meet ya. So did you get the new City victim routine yet?

[ooc: COOOOOLD. ;_;]

Make sure to send him the pussy card when you get back.

The same to you! And yeah, I did. I was chilling hear, maxing, relaxing all cool until someone had to tell me about fucking curses.

[ooc: *bundles* ;_; ]

And get grounded for life? No thanks. Even if I'm nineteen, he'll find a way.

At least you didn't find out about the zombies while all shooting some b-ball outside of the school.

[ooc: Sorry. I had to do it. XD]

That's why you move out! Best choice of my life.

At least with zombies you can pretend you're in a video game. I'd connect that with a Fresh Prince reference, but I'm being lame as it is.

[ooc: XDD Psh, I'm guilty for starting it. /deserves to be slapped.]

Technically, I did move out. Just not the way I planned.

It was a Fresh Prince reference. Congratulations, you're with the times.

Did he kick you out?

Actually, that would make me stuck in the 90's.

No, I left. You can sort of say that I was on the run.

Possibly but you can play it off by saying you hang out in the cesspools of the internet.

That sounds vaguely exciting.

...And that isn't any better.

It's not as exciting at the movies make it seem.

But it's better than saying it'll always be 1998 to you.

It's never as exciting as the movies.

True. I didn't mind the 90's though.

Claire up there said she's been here for seven months. You?

Two, if you don't count the two weeks when I got to go back home that really turned out to be three years.

...Wow.

Time doesn't really like to travel in a straight path here.

Not in the least. It's like when you come here, time back home stops. I haven't figured it out yet.

To put it in perspective, at least it's like a vacation. An unpaid, shitty vacation with curses. But hey, if time really does freeze...

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