∞ [one] | voice post

[fatespoken]

Erin, do you think I should send my Father the May You Live Long enough To Shit Yourself or the Sorry You’re Feeling Like A Pussy E-card?

...

Oookay. Erin is useless and this is not the kitchen table. But you know, it'd all be okay if I wasn't pulling off a fashion disaster in striped pajamas--

...Hey, could I get a Carmel Macchiato?

[ooc: ...he landed in Cafe Juliet. And links are only there for reference! :D]

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[fatespoken]

This like the day of 'You're going insane, Amory.'

Hello third voice in my head.

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[adamantined]

I'm actually not in your head. I'm actually in a communication device thingy that's probably in your pocket. But thanks, I feel honored.

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[fatespoken]

You mean this thing? [shakes it, finally notices the audio from it]

...Okay. I get it now. Having a girl's voice in my head didn't really fit me, anyways. Unless that's supposed to be the rational side of my brain.

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[fatespoken]

All right. Now I'm really fucking confused now.

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[adamantined]

Did anyone send you the guide yet? It kind of explains things, though it's still a bit of a punch in the head.

Nice job including the 'rational part of your brain,' by the way.

Re: voice;

[fatespoken]

Nope. I mean, I'm starting to get that I'm in the "City." But there sort of are...a lot of cities in the world. Must have a terrible PR team or something to come up with that.

voice; I FORGOT TO PUT 1/2 AND 2/2 SOB

[fatespoken]

Of course. My Mother was the smartest. Even smarter than my Father, and he's pretty old himself.

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[adamantined]

This one is a little different.

[ooc: pretend she sent the link to the guide okay i am lazy.]

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[fatespoken]

Free health care?! No modern transportation?

[a pause]

...An alternate dimension?!

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[fatespoken]

Today is awesome.

[ooc: no worries, bb. i think i memorized that shit. sort of. not really. ]

[adamantined]

That's a better reaction than most people. Did you read about the curses yet?

[ooc: AHHAHA i think you can memorize the generalities idk.]

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[fatespoken]

I've got to mentally process this before I go OH FUCK. After I finish my coffee.

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[fatespoken]

And no- [another pause]

...You could have been gentler. You know, cushion me a bit before you go, "Oh hey, there are curses and beasties and STDs lurking around the corner."

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[adamantined]

Don't spit out -

[adamantined]

There is nothing in there about STDs.

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[fatespoken]

[background noises, a sound of man yelling]

Uhhhh, sorry about that, sir. Was just a little surprised and you were in my line of target-

[fatespoken]

If there are curses, there are STDs.

Maybe even *~magical~* ones.

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[adamantined]

[ silence. she's just not going to ask. ]

[adamantined]

I don't think there are magical STDs. Besides, if you're worried about STDs then maybe you just shouldn't have sex.

[fatespoken]

...If you are 12 or under, I am so sorry.

[adamantined]

I'm almost seventeen, thanks.

[fatespoken]

It's funny how teenagers are so defensive about their ages. 'I'm not fourteen, I'm fourteen and a half.'

I was actually just double check, as I'd rather not come off as a pervert.

[adamantined]

It's not like I've never had a Sex Ed class in my life.

[fatespoken]

But you wouldn't have Sex Ed if you were twelve or under. I'd hope not.

[adamantined]

Those start in like fifth grade.