∞ [one] | voice post

[fatespoken]

Erin, do you think I should send my Father the May You Live Long enough To Shit Yourself or the Sorry You’re Feeling Like A Pussy E-card?

...

Oookay. Erin is useless and this is not the kitchen table. But you know, it'd all be okay if I wasn't pulling off a fashion disaster in striped pajamas--

...Hey, could I get a Carmel Macchiato?

[ooc: ...he landed in Cafe Juliet. And links are only there for reference! :D]

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[fatespoken]

And no- [another pause]

...You could have been gentler. You know, cushion me a bit before you go, "Oh hey, there are curses and beasties and STDs lurking around the corner."

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[adamantined]

Don't spit out -

[adamantined]

There is nothing in there about STDs.

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[fatespoken]

[background noises, a sound of man yelling]

Uhhhh, sorry about that, sir. Was just a little surprised and you were in my line of target-

[fatespoken]

If there are curses, there are STDs.

Maybe even *~magical~* ones.

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[adamantined]

[ silence. she's just not going to ask. ]

[adamantined]

I don't think there are magical STDs. Besides, if you're worried about STDs then maybe you just shouldn't have sex.

[fatespoken]

...If you are 12 or under, I am so sorry.

[adamantined]

I'm almost seventeen, thanks.

[fatespoken]

It's funny how teenagers are so defensive about their ages. 'I'm not fourteen, I'm fourteen and a half.'

I was actually just double check, as I'd rather not come off as a pervert.

[adamantined]

It's not like I've never had a Sex Ed class in my life.

[fatespoken]

But you wouldn't have Sex Ed if you were twelve or under. I'd hope not.

[adamantined]

Those start in like fifth grade.

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[fatespoken]

They'll soon be teaching those in Kindergarten.

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[fatespoken]

Oh, I'm Amory. That was rude of me.

[adamantined]

I think you might have mentioned your name somewhere in that stream of insane-I'm-where-babbling.

I'm Claire.

[fatespoken]

At least I didn't have a breakdown. Or scream.

Nice to meet you. You've been here long? Hopefully not

[adamantined]

About seven months, now.

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[fatespoken]

...Huh.

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[fatespoken]

So, there's no way out of this prison? Truly?

[adamantined]

I wouldn't say that. Sometimes people leave. Sometimes they come back and sometimes they don't.

[fatespoken]

Whatever suits the whim of the City, huh? That's one crummy system there.

[adamantined]

Notice the guide doesn't say anything about it being fair.

[fatespoken]

And I can't even get free stuff.

[adamantined]

Yeah, you can only get money from the deities if you're under 21.