∞ [one] | voice post

[fatespoken]

Erin, do you think I should send my Father the May You Live Long enough To Shit Yourself or the Sorry You’re Feeling Like A Pussy E-card?

...

Oookay. Erin is useless and this is not the kitchen table. But you know, it'd all be okay if I wasn't pulling off a fashion disaster in striped pajamas--

...Hey, could I get a Carmel Macchiato?

[ooc: ...he landed in Cafe Juliet. And links are only there for reference! :D]

Comments

[adamantined]

I'm not really sure what they're names are but I think they're less Greek.

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[fatespoken]

Deities, Curses, Pink and Blue Nails, and a exit-less City.

If there ever was a more screwed up day--

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[fatespoken]

Oh, uh- Thanks for your help. You know, informing me so I can avoid a heart attack.

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[adamantined]

You're welcome.

[adamantined]

How'd you get here anyway?

[fatespoken]

I was checking my email.

[adamantined]

That's a new one.

[fatespoken]

Not very eventful? What, do people walk out of their showers directly into the City?

[adamantined]

I don't know if they walk out of their showers, but usually people either just get lost or... die.

[fatespoken]

...Oh.

So that's where the zombies come from.

[adamantined]

No. Not all dead people are zombies.

[fatespoken]

Rotting corpses? I mean, you can't really wander around if you're dead dead.

[adamantined]

Here you can. My boyfriend is actually dead sooooo.

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[fatespoken]

...Oh.

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[fatespoken]

 

[fatespoken]

...Er, I'm sorry.

[adamantined]

It's okay, just... for the record? You should watch what you say about stuff like that around places like this.

[fatespoken]

My bluntness gets the better of me sometimes, I'll admit.

Eh, sorry again.

[adamantined]

It's okay, really. Just... consider this a warning.

[fatespoken]

Yes, Ma'am.

[adamantined]

I hope you get settled soon.

[fatespoken]

I'll manage. This isn't the first time I've had to move homestead.

[adamantined]

I've "moved" a few times in the past couple months before I got here, but it's still weird.

[fatespoken]

This place can't be as crazy as Los Angeles.

...But I'll probably be singing a different tune a week, I'm guessing.

[adamantined]

You get used to it.