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Erin, do you think I should send my Father the May You Live Long enough To Shit Yourself or the Sorry You’re Feeling Like A Pussy E-card?

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Oookay. Erin is useless and this is not the kitchen table. But you know, it'd all be okay if I wasn't pulling off a fashion disaster in striped pajamas--

...Hey, could I get a Carmel Macchiato?

[ooc: ...he landed in Cafe Juliet. And links are only there for reference! :D]

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A year in February.

...Well, things certainly aren't looking up.

Do you like it here?

I hear time stops.

I like it most of the time. And I don't know about time stopping, I've never gone home to find out. But that's what people say.

When you say "most of the time," are you implying that the other times are really shitty?

Hopefully it does then.

Well, some of the curses are fucking irritating.

Besides turning your fingernails pink and blue?

Don't laugh.

....well, the other day people changed sex.

I am so fucking glad

...that I missed that curse.

It was fucking hilarious.

What? Did you laugh at your penis? Or your friend's new found vagina?

Oh no. I wasn't cursed.

Lucky girl. It might bite you in the ass if you make fun of the others though.

Or at least that's what my Mother used to say.

Maybe.

But probably not.

Karma.

I've been laughed at enough in me life.

Maybe that's why you're so lucky here.

...I just hoping there's no more of those curses in the future. I'm rather comfortable with my gender.

The deities will do it again.

Then I guess we'll have to bite our lips and bear it when time comes.

And scream.

And I'll laugh.

Until you look down.

I don't care if I'm a man.

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