∞ [one] | voice post

[fatespoken]

Erin, do you think I should send my Father the May You Live Long enough To Shit Yourself or the Sorry You’re Feeling Like A Pussy E-card?

...

Oookay. Erin is useless and this is not the kitchen table. But you know, it'd all be okay if I wasn't pulling off a fashion disaster in striped pajamas--

...Hey, could I get a Carmel Macchiato?

[ooc: ...he landed in Cafe Juliet. And links are only there for reference! :D]

Comments

[eiremagic]

Are you useful at all?

1/2

[fatespoken]

You know, that was pretty cold. Even if that was you trying to get back at me for teasing your accent.1/2

[fatespoken]

It's not like I flunked out Uni. I'm just staging a protest of sorts.

And I have a job. Well, had technically since entering this place.

[eiremagic]

....maybe.

Which is?

[fatespoken]

...I knew it. Because I'd do the same thing.

I worked at a bookstore. Shelving stuff, taking orders, finding books for idiots that can't use a search engine on the computer.

[eiremagic]

Would you? Do you have a name?

Well, not exactly a revolutionary position, but not entirely without use.

1/2

[fatespoken]

If someone decides to insult or even tease me, I'd definitely make sure to bite back.

Amory.

[fatespoken]

Hey, I'm helping young minds develop here by selling books. I'd call that pretty damn revolutionary.

And if the government decided to burn them, I'd protect them to my dying day.

...Okay, not really. But it sounded cool to stick on there.

[eiremagic]

Eden.

Well I'm glad you have your priorities in order.

[fatespoken]

Nice to meet you. So, how long have you been here? I've gotten seven months and two months from others.

I always do.

[eiremagic]

A year in February.

1/2

[fatespoken]

...Well, things certainly aren't looking up.

2/2

[fatespoken]

Do you like it here?

I hear time stops.

[eiremagic]

I like it most of the time. And I don't know about time stopping, I've never gone home to find out. But that's what people say.

[fatespoken]

When you say "most of the time," are you implying that the other times are really shitty?

Hopefully it does then.

[eiremagic]

Well, some of the curses are fucking irritating.

[fatespoken]

Besides turning your fingernails pink and blue?

Don't laugh.

[eiremagic]

....well, the other day people changed sex.

1/4

[fatespoken]

 

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[fatespoken]

 

3/4

[fatespoken]

I am so fucking glad

4/4

[fatespoken]

...that I missed that curse.

[eiremagic]

It was fucking hilarious.

[fatespoken]

What? Did you laugh at your penis? Or your friend's new found vagina?

[eiremagic]

Oh no. I wasn't cursed.