fatespoken | ∞ [ phone post ]

[ ffffff, not a vampire at all. he will throw a fit if you even insinuate that. :| ]

Hello? Unless this is about work, go away.

[And said in one breath with the speed of a gazelle:]

Amory, you are my favorite person in the whole city and I love being your friend. You are the best person I've ever met and nobody can compare to you.

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You're not my friend.

Cursed, aren't you?

[Why yes, she is grunting this through gritted teeth. It hurts to say you know.]

I really mean what I'm saying.

[To somebody on her side of the line:]

Can I have it now? I did what you asked.

Use me for ice cream, of course.

[scoff]

I hope you get fat.

I hope you fall off a cliff and bust your hea--

[And in the background, if one listens closely, they can hear the soft scolding cluck of a tongue.]

I mean, I hope you never fall off a cliff and bust your head open. That would be depressing.

I don't make it a habit of playing near cliffs, can't say the same for you, pipsqueak.

[ toys with her. sob, karma will come a callin' soon. ]

Ice cream person? Can you hear me-- I won't accept this little girl's platitudes. She's lying through her teeth.

[For once in her life, Kate's ignoring him. Ice cream is a serious thing.]

Sir, really, he's joking. He's my best friend. He's just a joker. I did what you told me so so give me the ice cream.

Joking? Me? Not at all! She's a lying witch.

See? He's joking again. You get it, right? Right.

[Wait... what's that sound? That's Kate chomping on some delicious chocolate ice cream.]

Useless moron. I still got my ice cream.

Tell me when your pants stop fitting. So I can laugh.

My pants are and will be fine. Mind your own business, Amory.

Then leave me alone.

[Pause.]

No. This is payback.

[ this is the sound of him hanging up. sob. I'M SORRY KATE. ]

you're not getting away that easily

i told you to go away

now

what makes you think i'll listen to you

all i have to do is ignore your text messages

good bye

then i'll just come to your house

[Because nobody tells Kate what to do, no matter if it's good for her sanity, she's now knocking on Amory's door. He should have just spoken to her on the phone.]

[ He's in the middle of making porkchops when Kate knocks, and he's not going to stop cooking for her. Not like he would open the door, even if he wasn't busy. ]

[ ignores ]

[Sigh. Really, why can't he just listen to what she says? Food o no food, if he bugs her, she's going to bug him right back.]

I know you're in there. Might as well give up now.

Why do you want to bother me? It doesn't make sense, Kate. We don't get along, yet you keep-

[ he walks up to the door, sliding in the second lock. Why yes, he has a second lock. ]

--bothering me.

I don't want to bother you. I have to bother you because you're always bothering me. Like I said, payback.

[Wait... what was that sound? And why isn't the door opening yet?]

Now open up.

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