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fatespoken) wrote2020-09-07 03:43 am
fatespoken) wrote2020-09-07 03:43 am
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→ ✆ CALL
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how can you tell someone's a necrophiliac pedophile, into bestiality?
when you catch them fucking an omelette.
how could you even manage such a horrible joke.
i had a traumatic childhood.
were you dropped on your head? from a very high place.
brain damage would explain all the medical qualifications. who knows, maybe i could have sold books if i'd only had the aptitude.
[ sob, you just hit a v. soft spot, chase. ]
aren't you flooded with patients or something? stop bothering me.
Edited 2009-09-21 06:44 (UTC)
no, i've just spent half an hour on a clinic bed with a wolf licking me, i've got time.
you are a disgusting man, robert chase
and instead of bothering me, find something productive to do.
and instead of bothering me, find something productive to do.
it was productive. i had purely altruistic reasons for putting myself through it.
altruism must have an entirely different meaning in chase's english dictionary.
because if you cared about my welfare, you wouldn't be giving me a migrane on top of another migrane right now.
because if you cared about my welfare, you wouldn't be giving me a migrane on top of another migrane right now.
just wanted to point out i didn't screw the pooch, so to speak. migraine or hangover?
its fake altruism. by telling me the truth, you're only doing service to yourself. i mean, do i care if you stick it in a dog? no. do you care if people see you as a dog fucker. yes.
there you have it.
there you have it.
no, the altruism in her licking me was genuine, she was claiming to have a powerful healing quality to her saliva. the altruism in my wanting to make sure you knew was nonextant.
one isn't helping the other. got meds?
so you don't trust witch doctors, and yet you'd let a woman-wolf with magical healing saliva lick you all over.
someone's kinky.
someone's kinky.
i have a costco sized bottle of aspirin with my name on it. i am good.
though if you want to play doctor and help me feel better, you could go away.
though if you want to play doctor and help me feel better, you could go away.
she's not magical. dogs have enzymes in their saliva that promote healing in a lesser way, she's an extension.
guess the back of the knee is technically an erogenous zone.
guess the back of the knee is technically an erogenous zone.
a migraine and a shitty mood. fine.
'magical' is a blanket term for anything out of the ordinary. and she's fucking wolf-woman, chase -- that's pretty out of the ordinary.
you shouldn't try to apply your world's logic to everything. you'll just wind up with false conclusions and brick walls.
you shouldn't try to apply your world's logic to everything. you'll just wind up with false conclusions and brick walls.
a different logic, maybe, still logic. i've met some pretty out of the ordinary species in my time here, still no one from a world with no rules to it. if out of the ordinary equals magic, i've taken a fellowship in the subject the last three years.
default ornery bastard is still an ornery bastard.
default ornery bastard is still an ornery bastard.
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