∞ [eight] | video

[fatespoken]

First off, two things.

Has anyone seen the pipsqueak? She's been quiet lately, and that frankly is sort of frightening.

Also, I'm still coming in for my appointment with the dress off, House. Get ready to charge me exorbitant rates for a needless exam.

...and now-



I, AMORY, AM A GIRL BUT EDEN IS A TRUE WOMAN.



Satisfied, Caspian? I paid my stakes. And, you know- the fact that I can post this video-enabled just shows how much of a man I really am. It takes a guy who's self-assured in his masculinity to wear a dress without flinching.

And whatever you're thinking, Creeper, the answer is No.

[ooc: ...Long story short, he lost a drinking game with Caspian. And this is the dress. >_>]

Comments

audio;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

All the same, that dress doesn't become you.

Re: audio;

[fatespoken]

Oh shut up.

audio; 1/3

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

audio; brb eyeballing peter

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

audio; fff

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

No.

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[fatespoken]

Would you have rather assisted me by picking out something with your exquisite judgment?

What would the sales lady think: "Is that your wife?"

oh no he did not 1/?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

No one would believe it.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Because I believe I am too good for you.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

And anyway, you squint.

1/2

[fatespoken]

That's alright! I have no intention or desire to marry a Princess.

You realize how finicky they are? Especially with their hair.

[fatespoken]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Under pressure, such as when you know you are losing but your pride will not allow you to back down, you do this thing with your eyes. It is called squinting and it is very unbecoming.

[fatespoken]

...

You racist asshole.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What?

[fatespoken]

My mother is Asian.

Chinese.

You, gwai-lo.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What?

[fatespoken]

Do you know what an Asian person looks like, gwai lo?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Yes? There is the Tianzi, Rin, and I suppose now there is you?

[fatespoken]

Half of me, anyways.

But you're still a racist asshole.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I don't understand.

You're trying to trick me.