First off, two things.

Has anyone seen the pipsqueak? She's been quiet lately, and that frankly is sort of frightening.

Also, I'm still coming in for my appointment with the dress off, House. Get ready to charge me exorbitant rates for a needless exam.

...and now-



I, AMORY, AM A GIRL BUT EDEN IS A TRUE WOMAN.



Satisfied, Caspian? I paid my stakes. And, you know- the fact that I can post this video-enabled just shows how much of a man I really am. It takes a guy who's self-assured in his masculinity to wear a dress without flinching.

And whatever you're thinking, Creeper, the answer is No.

[ooc: ...Long story short, he lost a drinking game with Caspian. And this is the dress. >_>]