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Amory Felix ([personal profile] fatespoken) wrote2009-02-18 10:36 pm
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∞ [eight] | video

First off, two things.

Has anyone seen the pipsqueak? She's been quiet lately, and that frankly is sort of frightening.

Also, I'm still coming in for my appointment with the dress off, House. Get ready to charge me exorbitant rates for a needless exam.

...and now-



I, AMORY, AM A GIRL BUT EDEN IS A TRUE WOMAN.




Satisfied, Caspian? I paid my stakes. And, you know- the fact that I can post this video-enabled just shows how much of a man I really am. It takes a guy who's self-assured in his masculinity to wear a dress without flinching.

And whatever you're thinking, Creeper, the answer is No.

[ooc: ...Long story short, he lost a drinking game with Caspian. And this is the dress. >_>]
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fatespoken: (you're an idiot)

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[personal profile] fatespoken 2009-02-19 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Would you have rather assisted me by picking out something with your exquisite judgment?

What would the sales lady think: "Is that your wife?"
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oh no he did not 1/?

[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 04:46 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
No one would believe it.

[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Because I believe I am too good for you.
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[personal profile] fatespoken 2009-02-19 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's alright! I have no intention or desire to marry a Princess.

You realize how finicky they are? Especially with their hair.
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[personal profile] fatespoken 2009-02-19 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Under pressure, such as when you know you are losing but your pride will not allow you to back down, you do this thing with your eyes. It is called squinting and it is very unbecoming.
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[personal profile] fatespoken 2009-02-19 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
...

You racist asshole.
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[personal profile] fatespoken 2009-02-19 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
My mother is Asian.

Chinese.

You, gwai-lo.
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[personal profile] fatespoken 2009-02-19 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know what an Asian person looks like, gwai lo?

[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes? There is the Tianzi, Rin, and I suppose now there is you?
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[personal profile] fatespoken 2009-02-19 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Half of me, anyways.

But you're still a racist asshole.

[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't understand.

You're trying to trick me.
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[personal profile] fatespoken 2009-02-19 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
HOW IS IT SO DIFFICULT UNDERSTAND?

White Dude + Chinese Woman = Amory.

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no he's not laughing.

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