→ Compared the carolers in the square today to pairs of rusty scissors. Yes, to their faces.
→ Tried to convince Caspian to take a bath with a hairdryer plugged in.
→ Donated ~$400,000 or so to various charities.
→ Also tried to convince Caspian to stick his hand into a blender.
→ I fixed her that one time.
→ Kissed several people last weekend ... including Kate, some asshole, and Chase
→ Cheated on Elisa on purpose.
→ Tried to help Chase and the blonde.
→ I know what will happen and what I should do, but I prefer to stay out of if.
→ I'm a disappointment to my mother in every possible way.

[ooc: ... No, he doesn't know. .-. ]