fatespoken: (glare)
Amory Felix ([personal profile] fatespoken) wrote2009-06-09 08:18 pm

∞ [eighteen]

Hey [livejournal.com profile] girlwithabow, get your ass over here and save me before I deem you incompetent. Honestly, I have no idea why anyone would even think of relying on you to save me. Being handy with set of bow and arrows, doesn't necessarily mean you've got the brains to pull off a rescue mission. Or anything, for that matter.

I'm giving you 20 minutes. Come here and save me or I'll just do it myself. And yes, in a dress.

[ooc: Cursed. So very badly cursed. |D; He's also wearing something like...this]

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I agreed to rescue the princess and slay the dragon. Nobody told me that I had to deal with her diva personality.

[identity profile] wolfspecialist.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
This is just a little bit terrifying.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it. Ungrateful wench.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
At least the stereotype gets rescued.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but not this time. You're dragon food.

[identity profile] wolfspecialist.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm elevating the level of terrifying to "a lot".

[identity profile] wolfspecialist.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
She threatened me the other day with denying me business and entertainment.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Look, do you know any other princesses that are in trouble? Because honestly, this one is just not worth it.

[identity profile] wolfspecialist.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I just met a princess telling all the princes to back off.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, whatever works for them. That's one less princess off my list.

[identity profile] wolfspecialist.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I think a couple princesses were dangling their hair through windows. You might try them.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I saved a couple of those and got kisses in return. Not bad, but it's no money.
Edited 2009-06-10 04:08 (UTC)

[identity profile] wolfspecialist.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you're supposed to be in it for the money.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I am. What else is saving people with tree branches up their butts good for?

[identity profile] wolfspecialist.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
... I don't need to know.