∞ [eighteen]

[fatespoken]

Hey girlwithabow, get your ass over here and save me before I deem you incompetent. Honestly, I have no idea why anyone would even think of relying on you to save me. Being handy with set of bow and arrows, doesn't necessarily mean you've got the brains to pull off a rescue mission. Or anything, for that matter.

I'm giving you 20 minutes. Come here and save me or I'll just do it myself. And yes, in a dress.

[ooc: Cursed. So very badly cursed. |D; He's also wearing something like...this]

Comments

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I agreed to rescue the princess and slay the dragon. Nobody told me that I had to deal with her diva personality.

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

This is just a little bit terrifying.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. Ungrateful wench.

[fatespoken]

I prefer the term "asshole," thank you very much. If you were expecting someone sweet and polite, then you've been following a stereotype.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

At least the stereotype gets rescued.

[fatespoken]

Action before words, Prince.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but not this time. You're dragon food.

[fatespoken]

Ha ha ha.

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

I'm elevating the level of terrifying to "a lot".

[fatespoken]

How can you be terrified of her?

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

She threatened me the other day with denying me business and entertainment.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Look, do you know any other princesses that are in trouble? Because honestly, this one is just not worth it.

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

I just met a princess telling all the princes to back off.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Well, whatever works for them. That's one less princess off my list.

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

I think a couple princesses were dangling their hair through windows. You might try them.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I saved a couple of those and got kisses in return. Not bad, but it's no money.

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're supposed to be in it for the money.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Well, I am. What else is saving people with tree branches up their butts good for?

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

... I don't need to know.