∞ [eighteen]

[fatespoken]

Hey girlwithabow, get your ass over here and save me before I deem you incompetent. Honestly, I have no idea why anyone would even think of relying on you to save me. Being handy with set of bow and arrows, doesn't necessarily mean you've got the brains to pull off a rescue mission. Or anything, for that matter.

I'm giving you 20 minutes. Come here and save me or I'll just do it myself. And yes, in a dress.

[ooc: Cursed. So very badly cursed. |D; He's also wearing something like...this]

Comments

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

How about I just leave you to get eaten by that dragon? How'd you like that?

[fatespoken]

It's almost better than dealing with you.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Fine. I'd like to see you save yourself when you're asking for help.

The agreement with your father did not include your attitude malfunction.

[fatespoken]

My Dad can go to hell for all I care. Makes sense he'd get the most incompetent prince to come and "rescue" me.

I think I could save myself better than you could save me.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

To rescue his incompetent princess.

Then go ahead. I'd kill to see you try.

[fatespoken]

How am I an incompetent princess? Am I not whining enough? Not enough screaming? Or are you just bitter because you assume I won't give you a kiss?

I think I will.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

You went and got yourself caught by a dragon. That sounds incompetent to me.

I don't want to kiss you. I just wanted the reward money.

[fatespoken]

And the majority of princess's get themselves caught by dragons. That's just what we do; otherwise where would all those fairy tales come from?

Oh come on. You're a prince - you have your riches already. You obviously just want a kiss.

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

These are not the fairytales I'm used to.

[fatespoken]

In most fairy tales, the prince can usually save the princess. In this case, the prince is an absolute failure.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Your dad's a failure.

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

This is something I don't want to be in the middle of, isn't it?

[fatespoken]

Oh no, please be a part of it. Then you can help me when I explain how utterly incompetent this Prince has been.

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

But you two seem to be handling this so well on your own!

[fatespoken]

Just agree that she's a failure of a prince, alright?

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

What if that puts me on her bad side?

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I agreed to rescue the princess and slay the dragon. Nobody told me that I had to deal with her diva personality.

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

This is just a little bit terrifying.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. Ungrateful wench.

[fatespoken]

I prefer the term "asshole," thank you very much. If you were expecting someone sweet and polite, then you've been following a stereotype.

[wolfspecialist.livejournal.com]

I'm elevating the level of terrifying to "a lot".

[fatespoken]

I think that's something we both can agree on.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Let's agree that the few gold coins your father is giving me isn't worth it.

[fatespoken]

How much did he offer you? A single pence? It's probably not even worth it.

[ooc: >_> Canonically, he has father issues. So they follow him even though he's cursed.]

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

None of your business. That's between me and the King.