fatespoken: (that's weird)
Amory Felix ([personal profile] fatespoken) wrote2009-05-09 08:09 pm

∞ [fifteen] | accidental voice post

[there's a rough grunt along with a loud bang, as Amory backs into the shower door.]

That's not- [is that a shriek?] hair. Only in the City do you get a damn tentacle-hair monster crawling up your drain.

[more scuffling, followed by another yell (or in this case, a battle cry) as a thwacking sound fills the speaker]

I need to remind myself to grab Draino next time I go shopping.

[a loud thump as he falls out of the shower and onto the bathroom floor. It seems like Amory's going to get his ass handed to him, until there's another loud bang -- this time loud enough to make you wonder if he's stowing grenades under the sink]

...Well, I guess- [pauses] I guess this is what happens when you decide to be an anti-social fuck. The City pulls you out with a tentacle monster and breaks your shower. And I'm going to paying the price for this fiasco.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Lemon cakes and Beck. It hates the latter.

[identity profile] theserenashow.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Be careful. That thing is vicious.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
The hair, Amory. The hair.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not joking. The hair... thing loves lemon cakes and hates Beck. Either one will make it go away.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. I was too busy making mincemeat out of it with an axe to play Thriller.

[identity profile] girlwithabow.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Kitty does.

ahaha it's ok :>

[identity profile] theserenashow.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying. It almost killed someone I know.
eiremagic: (Eden - that's a terrible lie)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2009-05-10 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're not dead. Look at that.

[identity profile] theserenashow.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure. I only saw the bruises.
eiremagic: (Eden - hrm)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2009-05-10 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
You know most people at least say hi to their fucking friends once in a while.
eiremagic: (Eden - distracted from work)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2009-05-10 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well, good. I won't feel bad when I kick your arse, then.
eiremagic: (Eden - hurt feelings)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2009-05-10 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Me irrational anger, huh?
eiremagic: (Eden - STFU House)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2009-05-10 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Go to hell, Felix.
Edited 2009-05-10 01:59 (UTC)

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