∞ [fifteen] | accidental voice post

[fatespoken]

[there's a rough grunt along with a loud bang, as Amory backs into the shower door.]

That's not- [is that a shriek?] hair. Only in the City do you get a damn tentacle-hair monster crawling up your drain.

[more scuffling, followed by another yell (or in this case, a battle cry) as a thwacking sound fills the speaker]

I need to remind myself to grab Draino next time I go shopping.

[a loud thump as he falls out of the shower and onto the bathroom floor. It seems like Amory's going to get his ass handed to him, until there's another loud bang -- this time loud enough to make you wonder if he's stowing grenades under the sink]

...Well, I guess- [pauses] I guess this is what happens when you decide to be an anti-social fuck. The City pulls you out with a tentacle monster and breaks your shower. And I'm going to paying the price for this fiasco.

Comments

[fatespoken]

I'm fucking fierce with a plunger.

[eiremagic]

You know most people at least say hi to their fucking friends once in a while.

[fatespoken]

To be honest, I was never really good with the whole friend thing.

[eiremagic]

Well, good. I won't feel bad when I kick your arse, then.

[fatespoken]

I have every right to enjoy my personal time, Eden. Your irrational anger is showing.

[eiremagic]

Me irrational anger, huh?

[fatespoken]

Yes.

Actually, if you really care about me. I think you would be overjoyed at my return versus wanting to kick my ass!

[eiremagic]

Go to hell, Felix.

[fatespoken]

Last name basis now? Your aggression is certainly palpable.