∞ [fifteen] | accidental voice post

[fatespoken]

[there's a rough grunt along with a loud bang, as Amory backs into the shower door.]

That's not- [is that a shriek?] hair. Only in the City do you get a damn tentacle-hair monster crawling up your drain.

[more scuffling, followed by another yell (or in this case, a battle cry) as a thwacking sound fills the speaker]

I need to remind myself to grab Draino next time I go shopping.

[a loud thump as he falls out of the shower and onto the bathroom floor. It seems like Amory's going to get his ass handed to him, until there's another loud bang -- this time loud enough to make you wonder if he's stowing grenades under the sink]

...Well, I guess- [pauses] I guess this is what happens when you decide to be an anti-social fuck. The City pulls you out with a tentacle monster and breaks your shower. And I'm going to paying the price for this fiasco.

Comments

[fatespoken]

What?

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

The hair, Amory. The hair.

[fatespoken]

Stop being cute, Kate. It's really not funny.

And figures I'd make another accidental voice post.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I'm not joking. The hair... thing loves lemon cakes and hates Beck. Either one will make it go away.

[fatespoken]

And it grooves to Michael Jackson?

I KO'ed it anyways, but thanks for the concern.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I was too busy making mincemeat out of it with an axe to play Thriller.

[fatespoken]

Who the hell keeps an axe around the apartment?

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Kitty does.

he's in...a really bad mood. >_>

[fatespoken]

You and your friends are certainly special then.