∞ [eight] | video

[fatespoken]

First off, two things.

Has anyone seen the pipsqueak? She's been quiet lately, and that frankly is sort of frightening.

Also, I'm still coming in for my appointment with the dress off, House. Get ready to charge me exorbitant rates for a needless exam.

...and now-



I, AMORY, AM A GIRL BUT EDEN IS A TRUE WOMAN.



Satisfied, Caspian? I paid my stakes. And, you know- the fact that I can post this video-enabled just shows how much of a man I really am. It takes a guy who's self-assured in his masculinity to wear a dress without flinching.

And whatever you're thinking, Creeper, the answer is No.

[ooc: ...Long story short, he lost a drinking game with Caspian. And this is the dress. >_>]

Comments

[fatespoken]

I say watch and wait it out a bit. See if he snaps out of it, and if he doesn't, then I think you should.

[Hopefully his advice won't backfire. But who knows.]

[eiremagic]

Fuckin' City.

[fatespoken]

You're going to go around cursing everything now, Leprechaun?

[eiremagic]

Curse isn't properly done until I do it anyway.

[fatespoken]

...What?

[eiremagic]

What?

[fatespoken]

...I diiiiid not just get what you just said.

[eiremagic]

I've cursed people?

[fatespoken]

Went through a Goth stage?

[eiremagic]

A what?

[fatespoken]

...Er, I guess not.

Nevermind then.

[eiremagic]

...me fam is the oldest magic-usin' family in Ireland, Amory.

If not the only one left.

[fatespoken]

I really shouldn't be surprised.

Just try not to curse me the next time I piss you off?

[eiremagic]

[Pffff]

I don' curse fools. I shoot them.

[fatespoken]

[He chuckles and ruffles her hair. Yes, he had the balls to do that. You may proceed to kick them.]

Who knew the Wicked Witch of the West was so adorable?

[eiremagic]

[She just raises an eyebrow at him]

Wicked Witch of West Connacht, maybe.

[fatespoken]

[Raises an eyebrow back at her.]

I'm pretty disappointed though. You're supposed to be green, aren't you?

[eiremagic]

Don't you know it's a fuckin' metaphor for jealousy?

[fatespoken]

Is it? I thought it was just part of the typical appearance of a hag. You know, warty nose and green skin.

...My Father discouraged me from reading much modern fantasy as a kid. If that says anything.

[eiremagic]

Was he afraid you'd pick up ideas?

[fatespoken]

"I would rather not see you waste your time with such banal drivel, Amory."

Fucking hardass.