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fatespoken) wrote2010-06-05 02:38 am
fatespoken) wrote2010-06-05 02:38 am
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FRANKIE DALTON
Hello, ladies. And gentlemen.
Look at your man.
Now back at this piece of work.
Now back at your man.
Now back at this motherfucker.
Sadly, he's almost certainly a better lay and thrice as smart, but if he stopped using men's scented body wash and took up bashing his head against the wall, he could be as flaccid and idiotic as this motherfucker right here.
Look down, back up, where are you?
You’re still in this Malebolge of a City with the man you're lucky to have.
What’s in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it. It’s a communicator two clicks away from bidding on this asshole.
Look again, he's now half price.
Anything is possible when your man's a bitch.
Oh, and he likes biting.
Bidding starts at 1 Blue.
CLAIRE BENNET
Look at this goddamn dwarf! Despite appearances, she's not that much of a freak. Neither is she perpetually high. That's just her natural character. She's perfect if you ever wanted to date midget or a twelve-year old girl without fear of the law. She'll probably yell at you a lot, bitch incessantly, and aggravate you until you're worn thin. But hey! Think of the benefits. This girl can't break. Are you the sort of idiot who closes the door on your girlfriend's leg? No need to worry about that with this girl. You could break it, and she'd walk away fine a moment later.
Probably slap you for it, but you know, shouldn't be so clumsy in the first place.
Bidding starts at 1 violet.
Hello, ladies. And gentlemen.
Look at your man.
Now back at this piece of work.
Now back at your man.
Now back at this motherfucker.
Sadly, he's almost certainly a better lay and thrice as smart, but if he stopped using men's scented body wash and took up bashing his head against the wall, he could be as flaccid and idiotic as this motherfucker right here.
Look down, back up, where are you?
You’re still in this Malebolge of a City with the man you're lucky to have.
What’s in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it. It’s a communicator two clicks away from bidding on this asshole.
Look again, he's now half price.
Anything is possible when your man's a bitch.
Oh, and he likes biting.
Bidding starts at 1 Blue.
CLAIRE BENNET
Look at this goddamn dwarf! Despite appearances, she's not that much of a freak. Neither is she perpetually high. That's just her natural character. She's perfect if you ever wanted to date midget or a twelve-year old girl without fear of the law. She'll probably yell at you a lot, bitch incessantly, and aggravate you until you're worn thin. But hey! Think of the benefits. This girl can't break. Are you the sort of idiot who closes the door on your girlfriend's leg? No need to worry about that with this girl. You could break it, and she'd walk away fine a moment later.
Probably slap you for it, but you know, shouldn't be so clumsy in the first place.
Bidding starts at 1 violet.
voice; i am just going to hell now.
voice; DO YOU WANT TO BUY HER, SOOKIE