(no subject)

[fatespoken]

FRANKIE DALTON

Hello, ladies. And gentlemen.

Look at your man.

Now back at this piece of work.



Now back at your man.

Now back at this motherfucker.



Sadly, he's almost certainly a better lay and thrice as smart, but if he stopped using men's scented body wash and took up bashing his head against the wall, he could be as flaccid and idiotic as this motherfucker right here.

Look down, back up, where are you?

You’re still in this Malebolge of a City with the man you're lucky to have.

What’s in your hand?

Back at me.

I have it. It’s a communicator two clicks away from bidding on this asshole.

Look again, he's now half price.

Anything is possible when your man's a bitch.

Oh, and he likes biting.

Bidding starts at 1 Blue.

CLAIRE BENNET

 

 Look at this goddamn dwarf! Despite appearances, she's not that much of a freak. Neither is she perpetually high. That's just her natural character. She's perfect if you ever wanted to date midget or a twelve-year old girl without fear of the law. She'll probably yell at you a lot, bitch incessantly, and aggravate you until you're worn thin. But hey! Think of the benefits. This girl can't break. Are you the sort of idiot who closes the door on your girlfriend's leg? No need to worry about that with this girl. You could break it, and she'd walk away fine a moment later.

Probably slap you for it, but you know, shouldn't be so clumsy in the first place.

Bidding starts at 1 violet.

Comments

voice;

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

... Amory.

voice;

[fatespoken]

What?

ooc;

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

fffff ha ha ha ha! I remember this commercial!

"I'm on a horse."

ooc;

[fatespoken]

XD Yes, except reversed to be negative.

It's a hatefeul bromance.

voice; 1/2

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Amory, what in the world are you thinkin'?

voice; i am just going to hell now.

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Claire's a real sweet girl, and she's worth at least three violets.

[never_very_good]

Asshole.

[fatespoken]

Hey, there's our star player.

I believe I did a good job describing you.

1/?

[adamantined]

[adamantined]

[adamantined]

Dwarf?

[adamantined]

I am not a dwarf.

[adamantined]

I'm going to break your face with a beer bottle.

done

[adamantined]

And I'm worth way more than one violet but that doesn't even matter because I'm not for sale.

i lied NOW i am done

[adamantined]

How can I be for sale when I'm selling?

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Biting? Are you sure? The only time I've seen him bite someone is when he had to bite me for some blood while he was a vampire bat.

[fatespoken]

The City often has underlying reasons for their curses.

audio ][

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

[Amused... amused... and suddenly unimpressed.]

We need to talk.

audio ][

[fatespoken]

[ Surprising, of course. ]

Go suck a cock, Chase.

[eiremagic]

Take that down right now.

[fatespoken]

Hey, Eden. Want to bid?

audio;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

She isn't a dwarf. I would know a dwarf if I saw one.

audio;

[fatespoken]

Half dwarf, at least.

1/2

[oshutup.livejournal.com]

Claire looks nothing like a dwarf.

2/2 [audio[

[oshutup.livejournal.com]

Also, did you resign?