∞ [fourteen]

[fatespoken]

And here I was expecting an "Amory Felix has finally gone insane" headline. But to set things straight, I don't have Mother issues. Tell me if you don't freak the next time a dead person -- your Mother at that -- suddenly appears in your room, kay?

Now to fill up more space on this entry, enjoy a picture of my dog back home. I hope he's doing a good job of stealing Erin's socks. And I do hope Erin's doing a good job of taking care of him, otherwise I may have to cut him a new one.


His name is Chau Siu Bau.



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Hey, Leprechaun. Could I have a moment?

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Comments

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I haven't been 16 for a while now. Same for 18. Would you like to have another attempt at failing to guess correctly, Mr. Felix?

And that's a bad thing?

[fatespoken]

12?

It makes far more of a point when you kill them.

Stalker BFF okay?

[inmyothertights]

If she takes a bow and arrow to you, there isn't much I can do to stop her, man.

XD

[fatespoken]

She wouldn't, Kate loves me too much.

[inmyothertights]

....are you sure about that?

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Like I would let you stop me anyway.

[inmyothertights]

I'm sure that someone would have very nice words to say at his funeral. I wouldn't want to let them miss that chance.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, I would never want that person lose the chance of telling us about the one time Amory wasn't an ass to somebody. Otherwise, we might actually believe he was evil.

[inmyothertights]

Well, I am personally of the opinion that we, as a group, should introduce him to Eli. Really.

They would get a kick out of each other.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

You mean they would just kick each other.

[inmyothertights]

Something like that.

Just remember, I've got your back with the alibi if the arrow does fly.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I knew you were my friend for a reason.

[fatespoken]

Ew.

Cheesy.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Jealousy is a nasty, nasty emotion, Amory.

[fatespoken]

I love being a misanthrope.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Well, we don't like you either.

[fatespoken]

♥

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Did you just turn into a fourteen year old girl in an AOL chatroom on me?

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

If you really want an arrow in your ass, all you have to do is just ask.

Yeah, but I have a rule against killing things, kitten or human.

[fatespoken]

Honey, you're never going to get a boyfriend if you keep on talking like that.

Should we step on grass then?

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I have one already... I think. What is Eli? Who said I wanted one?

That's fine with me. Though the hippies might come and yell at us.

[fatespoken]

You're a teenage girl?

My hallway still smells like weed. Let them come and complain.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Who said I was a teenage girl? You know what they say about assuming things.

It's not their fault you wanted to toke it up in the hallway.

[fatespoken]

I'm going off looks.

And I haven't been doing any smoking, it's all the stink that's drifted from their rooms.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Then by your rules, you're 8.

Sure. Blame others. You know the first step to recovery is admittance. You should try it.