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[fatespoken]

Okay, here's a tip for you all. The pink and purple ones taste like cold medicine. The white ones taste like pure chalk. The green are mint-flavored chalk. Put them all together and you get a smorgasbord of nausea. Seriously, they're disgusting. Will make you puke if consumed over the limit.

And now that my self-imposed isolation (see: I was exploring the city), I have a few choice words for a few people.

EDEN: Next time you decide to run off to an insane vampire, please tell me beforehand so I can kick your ass.

PRINCESS: I haven't forgotten. Scout's honor. And you barely won, keep that in mind.

THOMAS: Hey- Sorry, that was really bad timing for me to suddenly go MIA. Are you alright now?

GILES: Indiana Fucking Jones.

HOUSE: I need a perscription and you're a doctor. And I got pretty interesting referral to you from a friend.

EVERYONE ELSE: If you any you even mentions a word about me being a cute child, I will ignore you for the rest of my time here. No lie - my promise is gold.


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What a fucking week.

And there has to be some sort of medical practitioner here that isn't a hardass. Otherwise, I guess I'll just have to use...that.

You'd think they'd slacken up their policies here.

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Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Everybody wants something. Needing? That's for me to decide.

[fatespoken]

You could be a nice guy and give me a Lorcet perscription.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't know what kind of Mexico you think this is, there's a process.

Appointment.
Assessment.
Diagnosis.
Prescription.
Then your pay off.

[fatespoken]

Yeah, this is the City. I don't think anyone is going to take away your license for not following the rules.

You could probably accidentally leave a scalpel in someone's body and they nobody would give a shit.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

This isn't rules. It's logic. What's ailing you that an apple a day can't fix?

[eiremagic]

Right, I'll kick me own arse first, thanks.

[fatespoken]

So that means you won't be doing something stupid like that again?

[eiremagic]

That's what it means.

[fatespoken]

I'll take your word on that.

...But I'm watching you still.

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

If they're so disgusting, why do people keep eating them?

[fatespoken]

Because they're colorful.

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

So are crayons, but nobody's eating them. At least I hope not.

[fatespoken]

Children eat crayons, don't they?

[guardianjoker]

I don't get why people are still eating them either, it's stupid.

[fatespoken]

They're fun to look at- And they're small enough to give into one or two.

...But these seem like a pretty special batch of candy hearts. Must have come from China.

audio; 1/2

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I won completely.

audio;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

My name is Caspian.

Re: audio;

[fatespoken]

I got you, Princess. Your name is Caspian.

private;

[prodigalvampire]

I'm good, man. Thanks for asking. Did you ever find someone who could write prescriptions?

Re: private;

[fatespoken]

Yeah. I found a jerkwad named House.

Re: private;

[prodigalvampire]

Great! I'll look him up.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

Giles as Harrison Ford? Seriously?

[fatespoken]

Well, it might help improve his image.

[mottoaiokomete.livejournal.com]

Cold medicines are interesting once you are used to them~.

voice;

[everheardoftact.livejournal.com]

Erm. Indiana...Indiana who?