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[fatespoken]

Blue, thanks again for the job. You're probably the first employer who hasn't required an annoying resume. But I'm glad that you didn't. I don't think I could have contacted my references through the City.

Princess, I'm looking forward to kicking your ass.

Leprechaun, Pipsqueak - the two of you have earned big red marks in my book for double teaming me. I will remember your betrayal to my last dying breath and I promise that your ill deed shall be repaid ten-fold in blood. Watch out.

...And finally an inquiry. Anyone here of the medical profession? I'm not talking voodoo doctors or healers here, I mean prescription writing, qualified individuals with medical degrees. Emphasis on prescription writing.

Comments

[fatespoken]

...You wouldn't.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I would.

[fatespoken]

...

I bet you can't hit a target.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I've been doing archery for years. Don't make me make you regret saying that.

[fatespoken]

Yet you'd aim at someones rear? Where's the pride in that, pipsqueak?

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Pride has nothing to do with this, Ammy Pammy. You threatened me. I threatened back. This is how the game goes.

[fatespoken]

But aiming at my ass is like kicking me in the balls. And that's a low move.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

That's the point.

But if you want me to kick you, I can arrange that.

[fatespoken]

...

Never kick a man in the balls, Kate.

Never.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Never threaten to repay me in blood and I won't.

[fatespoken]

A joke.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

No, really? I thought you really meant it!

And if you didn't notice, that was sarcasm.

[fatespoken]

...I really do have a problem with getting women mad at me.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's because you really have a problem with shutting up.

[fatespoken]

And here I thought you would tell me to stop being an asshole.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

I'm used to assholes.

I'm in love with one.