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[fatespoken]

Blue, thanks again for the job. You're probably the first employer who hasn't required an annoying resume. But I'm glad that you didn't. I don't think I could have contacted my references through the City.

Princess, I'm looking forward to kicking your ass.

Leprechaun, Pipsqueak - the two of you have earned big red marks in my book for double teaming me. I will remember your betrayal to my last dying breath and I promise that your ill deed shall be repaid ten-fold in blood. Watch out.

...And finally an inquiry. Anyone here of the medical profession? I'm not talking voodoo doctors or healers here, I mean prescription writing, qualified individuals with medical degrees. Emphasis on prescription writing.

Comments

[eiremagic]

If you did, it's not like I'm sleeping with you.

The pain better be something intense for him to even care, but I'll tell him.

And no. I just think it'd be funny to introduce you to me boss.

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[fatespoken]

Did you have to go and make the conversation awkward?

"It's not like I'm sleeping with you."

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[fatespoken]

He's supposed to cure regardless if the pain's intense or not. He's a doctor. If I stubbed my toe and need ice, he still better fucking care with all his heart.

Why? Do you want me to terrorize him or something?

[eiremagic]

I don't think that makes shite too awkward.

...unless you want to sleep with me.

Just...you should meet him, first.

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[fatespoken]

 

[fatespoken]

...Awkward. Awkward. Awkward.

So, uh- What's your boss' name?

[eiremagic]

Gregory House.

[fatespoken]

I'll keep an eye out for him. And if somehow I'm mentally maimed in process of meeting him, I'll blame it all on you.

Do you know if he carries prescriptions from...my earth- your earth- The one with cars and MTV? I don't know what else to call it.

[eiremagic]

It wouldn't be the first time.

I don't know what MTV is, but car, yeah, my world has cars. And guns and bombs. And England.

[fatespoken]

So he's got reputation?

What year is it?

[eiremagic]

Just a touch of one.

1998 for me. 2007 for him.

[fatespoken]

Does he have a lot of malpractice suits against him or something?

...I'd be eleven in your world.

[eiremagic]

Nothing like that.

Yeah, well, we're here and you're not.

[fatespoken]

...But if I was eight, I could call you Auntie Eden or Big Sister Eden without getting smacked.

Now, I'd just sound like a creep.

[eiremagic]

I have three little brothers, and two of them are little shites. I haven't seen them in...five years? Long time now.

Well, I doubt it would be the first time.

Also, Caspian knows how to use a sword, you know.

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[fatespoken]

If he stabs me for calling him Princess, then he's damn worthy of the name. Thin skin and all.

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[fatespoken]

...You probably miss them, huh? Probably even the ones that were little shites. That whole love-hate relationship between siblings.

I was technically an only child, but I had something of an older brother- Sort of. It's hard to explain.

I really hated him.

[eiremagic]

Just saying.

And no. I hated them then, and I hate them now. When I say shites, I mean it. They're fuckers.

I have an older brother here, though. He's not really me brother.

[fatespoken]

Where they plain assholes or did they do something that would make me want to find them myself and punch them in the face?

What's his name? Is it Eoin- if that's the right word.

[eiremagic]

They wanted to kill me.

No. Eoin's me boyfriend sort of. Matt's me brother.

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[fatespoken]

 

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[fatespoken]

...Even calling them brothers is paying them more kindness then they deserve.

I'm sorry.

This is a real reason to hate, Amory.

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[fatespoken]

Now I get why Eoin would have to meet me first.

[eiremagic]

Like I said. Little shites.

Yeah, he'll have to. Most people call him John, you know.