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[fatespoken]

[ The sun's just finished cresting on the horizon, a morning arrival for the  few who are actually insane enough to be up at this hour. Sharp, bright rays illuminate this picturesque view of a tree-lined street bordering the entrance-side of Xanadu, while all the while clashing with this smaller-scale display of resplendent, luminous... men.

Two men, both obviously drunk, shakily maneuvering down the street in a snaking path. It's really gives a psychedelic effect. The blond, never_very_good, is a veritable human rainbow, sparkling softly in warm, rainbow tones. The brunette, Amory Felix, is that pot of gold (silver, rather) at the end of Frankie's rainbow, glittering a dim, white sparkle that would make a cubic zirconium stone jealous. It's not as sharp or bright a sparkle as other specimens will surely display later today. ]

I swear- I fucking swear I won. You passed out after.... after your tenth, while I outdrank you by at least three. So you, you better pay the prince, Dalton. I'm talking about white face make-up and a cheap Halloween store cape. You're dressing up as Dracula for the week. I won, your punishment.

Bullshit. You were facedown on the table by the time I had eight, if you managed any more'n that you'd've been too wasted to remember, anyway. I'm not paying any... any anything... and I never agreed to that shit anyway.

Fuck you, vampire. You just... pro- proved your fucking manhood, and now it all goes to waste because you won' man-up and face your punishment.

[ And here is where Dalton intercepts with a lovely middle finger. ]

Shit, Frankie. Either I'm drunk or you... you look like a fucking gay manrainbow. Look at you. Look at you.

You are drunk and-- I. You. Fuck. [Pause.] You look...  [LONG, LONG PAUSE.]  sparkly.

What?

[ ooc: Frankie, being a once-pire sparkles rainbows instead of diamonds. While Amory, though not really a vampire, is enough of one for a dim sparkle. ]

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ give sook a second, she's trying not to laugh in anyone's face. ]

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Y'all're broadcastin' this.

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[fatespoken]

No, you're just a delusion. Just like Frankie's sparkles.

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[never_very_good]

Chrissake.

Nothing's happening. This? not happening. Nope.

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[unknights.livejournal.com]

[ just. a little confused. what's with the sparkles. it's not normal 8| ]

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[fatespoken]

[ What does normal mean, this is the City! 8) [

[unknights.livejournal.com]

... How did you do that?

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[never_very_good]

[nothing is happening nothing is happening nothing is happening.]

[unknights.livejournal.com]

[ b-but it's right there. ]

Do all the people from your world... sparkle like that?

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[7thborn.livejournal.com]

Godric's balls. Did you swim in glitter or something?

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[fatespoken]

Unless we were unknowingly dunked in a glitter pool while passed out, I'm going to say no.

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[7thborn.livejournal.com]

You say that like it couldn't happen. With the way you're sparkling, are you sure that was alcohol you drank?

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[never_very_good]

Whosewhat.

We didn't... just.. drunk.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Huh. Apparently everyone is shiny sparkly today.

[fatespoken]

Everyone meaning just the two of us? I haven' seen anyone else, probably because I'm just hallucinating all... all of this.

[never_very_good]

Fuck my life.

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[thenormalsquint]

Either you two drank too much that you forgot that glitter belongs on paper or you drank something bad.

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[fatespoken]

We drank a parade of shots. Even that's enough to... make us walking sparklers.

It's not that funny.

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[never_very_good]

What the fuck kinda drink makes you... [Frankie trails off, because he doesn't want to admit to the evidence of his own eyes, ok.]

[eiremagic]

You know what?

I don' even want to know.

[fatespoken]

I swear we drank regular liquor. I know what normal liquor tastes, feels, and smells like.

My reward for savin' his ass.

[glitter on the front porch, glitter on the highway]

[never_very_good]

This is your fault.

[There is a not-remotely-sober logic to this. In some dim way Frankie knows that's not true, is even faintly aware that it's probably a curse, but since it's embarrassing and since Amory had the poor taste to point it out-- clearly Amory is to blame. Or something. He squints a bit as the sun hits the other man, the glimmer making his eyes ache.]

[glitter on the front porch, glitter on the highway]

[fatespoken]

No, your fault. Must've caught it from you... when you snacked on me. Sparkle disease.

[ Frankie's rainbow aura is making Amory's already discombobulated mind spin circles. There's no logic at this drunk an hour for Amory Felix either, and he's still wondering if this is really all a hallucination. ]

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[adamantined]

Did a unicorn poop on both of you?

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[fatespoken]

Of all people, you should... you should know shit when you see it.