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[fatespoken]

Eden, I need to borrow one of your gu

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voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

...You're stuck? To what?

I'm plenty settled. You're the one lookin' for firearms.

voice

[fatespoken]

A bastard.

Ever heard of destressing and decompressing?

voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

That's unkind.

Sure, but people usually take a bubblebath. They don't shoot folk.

voice

[fatespoken]

What else would you call a person who refuses to stop touching you?

Women usually take bubblebaths.

voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

All right, fair enough.

Not just women.

Re: voice

[fatespoken]

Regular baths are-

[ Talking about men and baths when you're stuck to another man, especially a man you've kissed before, makes for an awkward conversation. ]

We can discuss this later? If at all?

voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ Sookie may be a somewhat moralistic know it all, but she's not mean. ]

All right, fine.

...If you can, kickin' low's real unpleasant.

voice

[fatespoken]

We'll collapse like a jenga tower if I try that.

Here's some advice: Don't plan on touching anyone today.

voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ If Adrian wasn't listening, she'd say 'too bad'. As it is: ]

...Why not?

voice

[fatespoken]

You'll end up stuck to them, as I am now with the bastard down there.

[ This is wise advice, Sookie. ]

voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lord. I'll be careful. I appreciate the warning, Amory.

[ wise advice she'll be careful to take. It won't be too hard, what with her trying extra hard not to read anyone in this place. ]

You'll be all right?

[fatespoken]

As long as I don't go insane by the end of the day. There's a high chance I will.

[ Imagine all that you'd see if you had to touch a person throughout an entire day. ]

voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Is there-- can I do anything to help? I can't imagine what, but if I can...

[ ...Sookie would rather not imagine that at all. ]

voice

[fatespoken]

I don't think anything, boiling water, acid, or even a chainsaw, will break us apart.

voice

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

You're making things awkward, I think.

voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

I caught that, thank you.

voice

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

And kicking is ill-advised. He'll come down with me.

voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure to tell him so, Mr--?

voice

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Veidt. Adrian Veidt.

voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Sookie Stackhouse. It's nice to meet you.

[ Manners cover some serious snap judgment here. ]

voice

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

If only it could have been under better circumstances.

voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Wishin' never fixed much, Mr. Veidt.

voice

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Hope has and what is hope without wishing?

voice

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Hope's never regravelled a driveway, if you don't mind me sayin'.

voice

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Putting food on the table and paying rent has, unless you redo it yourself.

[What an odd conversation to have while attached to Amory freaking Felix.]