∞ [ fourty-one ]

[fatespoken]

→ Compared the carolers in the square today to pairs of rusty scissors. Yes, to their faces.
→ Tried to convince Caspian to take a bath with a hairdryer plugged in.
→ Donated ~$400,000 or so to various charities.
→ Also tried to convince Caspian to stick his hand into a blender.
→ I fixed her that one time.
→ Kissed several people last weekend ... including Kate, some asshole, and Chase
→ Cheated on Elisa on purpose.
→ Tried to help Chase and the blonde.
→ I know what will happen and what I should do, but I prefer to stay out of if.
→ I'm a disappointment to my mother in every possible way.

[ooc: ... No, he doesn't know. .-. ]

Comments

HAHAHAHA

[eiremagic]

And I like you breathing.

sob

[fatespoken]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[eiremagic]

Good.

[fatespoken]

We were lucky, by the way.

Not really for me, but--

[eiremagic]

I'll give you half of me fucking four leaf clover.

[fatespoken]

I knew you were a fucking leprechaun. Can you do a jig?

[eiremagic]

If I try me bloody best? Not even a bit.

[fatespoken]

Disappointing. Your ancestors shake their heads in shame.

[ He's trying to keep up the sarcasm, really. As bad as it i, and even if he's not in the mood. ]