∞ [ fourty-one ]

[fatespoken]

→ Compared the carolers in the square today to pairs of rusty scissors. Yes, to their faces.
→ Tried to convince Caspian to take a bath with a hairdryer plugged in.
→ Donated ~$400,000 or so to various charities.
→ Also tried to convince Caspian to stick his hand into a blender.
→ I fixed her that one time.
→ Kissed several people last weekend ... including Kate, some asshole, and Chase
→ Cheated on Elisa on purpose.
→ Tried to help Chase and the blonde.
→ I know what will happen and what I should do, but I prefer to stay out of if.
→ I'm a disappointment to my mother in every possible way.

[ooc: ... No, he doesn't know. .-. ]

Comments

[adamantined]

No he isn't.

[fatespoken]

Not to you, at least. He enjoys heckling me.

[adamantined]

I still don't think that's a reason to try convincing him to stick his hand down a blender.

[fatespoken]

So you're saying that he's stupid enough to actually do it?

[adamantined]

That's not what I'm saying at all.

[fatespoken]

Claire-

Observe our conversations some time.

[ Because, really. It's all about annoying the shit out of each other. ]

[adamantined]

Not all people like everyone else looking at their conversations.

[fatespoken]

I don't really want to hurt him or see him hurt himself. It'd be too messy.

Enough to get you off my back?

[adamantined]

For the record, I'm not on your back. If I was, you'd feel it.

[fatespoken]

... You know the idiom, right?

[adamantined]

Yes, I know the idiom.