∞ [thirty-five] | audio

[fatespoken]

I hated this movie.

Limp dialogue, horrible acting, special effects stolen from 80's archives, unrealistic assumptions— At least that's what I gathered from the trailers.

[ there's a crash, but the sound's too muffled to distinguish what actually broke. ]

...At least it wasn't Kate this time.

[ooc: ...Think Wesley Snipes and Blade. sob. I AM CRYING AND SHAKING FOREVER. / warning for hostility x 9000 because he's more disturbed by it than he's letting on. ]

Comments

[missesthestars.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweetheart, that sounds terrible, and I know terrible.

Why don't you come up and see me and I can make it all better for you?

[fatespoken]

...Not sure what you mean by saying you'll make it all better, but I'll decline.

[missesthestars.livejournal.com]

Awww, honey, you sure?

[fatespoken]

...Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Don't come to work today.

[missesthestars.livejournal.com]

But I'm a working girl, gotta... earn my bones somehow. Besides, there's nothing to eat here and I'm a little peckish.

Won't deny a woman her little delicacies, will you?

[fatespoken]

In your case, "little delicacies" imply a bloodless corpse. Exercise some self-control or you're going to end up regretting it.

[ooc: By the way, I'm planning on answering the meme. /is just slow. ;;

[missesthestars.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, spoil a girl's fun. Just a nibble? I won't take much. You might enjoy it...

[fatespoken]

Not happening. I need what I have at the moment.

[missesthestars.livejournal.com]

Awww, well I'll just have to get take out, then, won't I?

[fatespoken]

Yeah, you go do that. Just don't bitch to me when you wake up tomorrow and realize you've left the containers out.

[missesthestars.livejournal.com]

I know, the mornings after are so awkward. That's why I bury them at night.

...I'm kidding. Mostly.

[fatespoken]

Right.

[ swerves off this topic because he's trying to ignore how peckish he feels. ;; ]

[missesthestars.livejournal.com]

Awwww, kiddo, have I offended you?

[fatespoken]

Not really. It's just that this topic gets old after awhile, don't you think?

[missesthestars.livejournal.com]

Well, then. I'll just have to go find someone else to play with.

[fatespoken]

Enjoy tomorrow morning.